Dwin and Higgs are munching
on Dodger Dogs waiting for the
team to take the field.
They are surrounded by Dodger fans.
on Dodger Dogs waiting for the
team to take the field.
They are surrounded by Dodger fans.
A WOMAN/DODGER FANATIC (50-ish),
seated behind them, is clearly passionate about
this team, "GO BLUE!! GOOOO BLUE!!!"
Dwin and Higgs laugh as this Dodger
Fanatic gets to her feet and begins a
sing-songy chant, "GOOO BLUUUUEE!!!
GO BLUE! GOOO BLUUUUEE! GO BLUE!!!"
GO BLUE! GO BLUE! GO BLUE! BLUE-OO!
The man seated to Dwin's right swings
around to the Dodger Fanatic and yells,
"Shut your trap!"
She laughs, "Excuse me?"
"You heard me. I said to shut your
friggin' crazy-ass trap."
"I'm sorry. I thought I was at a baseball
game. Also known as a sporting event
where people, like me, at times, have the
habit of cheering for their favorite team.
GO BLUE! GO BLUE!"
The guy gets to his feet, "I want you to
sit down now and shut up."
Higgs blurts out, "Relax. She's having fun."
The guy laughs at Higgs.
Dwin and Higgs both shift in their seats.
The Dodger Fanatic woman pats Higgs
on the shoulder, "Thank you, Sammeee."
Higgs and Dwin turn around and look
at her.
She smiles at them, "Hi".
The rude guy doesn't back off, "I said sit
down and I said shut up."
The Dodger Fanatic winks at the boys,
"This is probably a good time for us to go
find an Ordinary Man." She turns back to
the rude man, "Enjoy the game.
this team, "GO BLUE!! GOOOO BLUE!!!"
Dwin and Higgs laugh as this Dodger
Fanatic gets to her feet and begins a
sing-songy chant, "GOOO BLUUUUEE!!!
GO BLUE! GOOO BLUUUUEE! GO BLUE!!!"
GO BLUE! GO BLUE! GO BLUE! BLUE-OO!
The man seated to Dwin's right swings
around to the Dodger Fanatic and yells,
"Shut your trap!"
She laughs, "Excuse me?"
"You heard me. I said to shut your
friggin' crazy-ass trap."
"I'm sorry. I thought I was at a baseball
game. Also known as a sporting event
where people, like me, at times, have the
habit of cheering for their favorite team.
GO BLUE! GO BLUE!"
The guy gets to his feet, "I want you to
sit down now and shut up."
Higgs blurts out, "Relax. She's having fun."
The guy laughs at Higgs.
Dwin and Higgs both shift in their seats.
The Dodger Fanatic woman pats Higgs
on the shoulder, "Thank you, Sammeee."
Higgs and Dwin turn around and look
at her.
She smiles at them, "Hi".
The rude guy doesn't back off, "I said sit
down and I said shut up."
The Dodger Fanatic winks at the boys,
"This is probably a good time for us to go
find an Ordinary Man." She turns back to
the rude man, "Enjoy the game.
And GO BLUE!"
Dwin and Higgs follow the Dodger Fanatic
down the steps and out of the stadium.
Dwin and Higgs follow the Dodger Fanatic
down the steps and out of the stadium.